Nice Wordings from great people.........

Real life Deadlock

This is what we call Deadlock.............

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad,

you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so let's

spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: I have

work for a week, so you need not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have

classes 'coz my teacher is busy. Let's spend the week together.

Grandpa (the 1st boss ;) makes call to his secretary: This week I am spending

my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we

cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together; my wife

has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: This

week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I

have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that

meeting, so make arrangement.

Be careful while sending mails

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room. So he
decided to send an E-MAIL to his wife.

However he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address and without
realising his error, he sent the message. Meanwhile,

somewhere a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral.
The widow decided to check her mail,

expecting message from her relatives and friends.; After reading the
first message she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,
and saw the computer screen which read:


To: My loving wife
Subject: I've just reached
Date: 13th oct 2006

I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here
now, and you are allowed to sent e-mails to your loved ones.

I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has
been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing
you.

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was;


MORAL OF STORY - be careful while sending mails if not mishaps like
these happen ..

So intelligent the girls are..

MUST READ TILL LAST...................

Read it completely. It’s a good one.

One day, a girl, heard from her mother that if she will do a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine "Devi" (GODESS) will come to her dreams & give her 3 boons(Varadaan) . So she decided to do it.

She completed 4 yrs successfully, doing prayer regularly.

Now it was a day for "Devi" to come. So she slept earlier with thoughts in her mind to ask. And, really a "Devi" comes in her dreams.

Now this is the dialogue between them:

DEVI: O Girl, you prayed to me regularly within last 4 yrs, so I am very very happy with you. I will complete any of your 3 wishes. You can ask anything you like, but there is one condition.

GIRL: Condition!, what is that?

DEVI: You have a boy-friend?

GIRL : Yes.

DEVI: When you were doing a prayer, he was waiting for you, so he also sacrificed same as you. Moreover, he didn’t know anything about boon and all, so he is also eligible for the boons. So whatever you will ask, he will get 10 times more than that of you. If you

are agreed, then proceed for the 1st boon.

GIRL: (After thinking for some time ... ): Yes, I am ready.

GIRL: 1st, Make me 10 times richer than the richest person in the world.

DEVI : But your boy-friend will be 10 times richer than you.

GIRL: It's OK.

DEVI: Be as you wish!

GIRL: 2nd, Make me 10 times more beautiful than the most beautiful girl in the world.

DEVI: But your boy-friend will be 10 times handsome than the most handsome boy in the world.

GIRL: It's OK.

DEVI: Be as you wish.

DEVI: Now the last boon remains.

GIRL: O Devi, please give me a MILD HEART-ATTACK.

DEVI: What? Are you sure!

GIRL : Yes. Very sure!

DEVI: Be as you wish.

Think friends, what happened to her boy-friend, he got a severe heart-attack & died at once, while the girl remained alive. Thus, the girl became the world's most beautiful girl and the richest one, too.

MORAL OF THE STORY: So intelligent the girls are! Girls are really more

intelligent than we believe about them to be. So be careful boys!

Now, girls please stop reading ... boys continue till the end of the mail...

Dear boys, dont worry, actually what happened is something different than what you all think! Actually, the girl's boy-friend got a heart-attack, 10 TIMES MILDER than that of the girl. So the boy-friend lived longer than the girl, being world's richest and the most handsome boy. Moral of the story: Dear boys, the girls are not really that much intelligent than what we believe them to be.