Time for some relaxation

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.

Astrologer: When you deliver a baby, baby's father will die.

Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!



? Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.

Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?

Beggar: Par Saab girlfrend bhi to hai.

Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.

Beggar: Na Saab, GF ne Bhikari bana diya!




? True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage

album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!



? A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.

Dr: What salary U Xpect?

Nurse: Rs.10, 000.

Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.

Nurse: With pleasure it's 25,000




? There's a small gap between confidence and over-confidence. You can kiss

your girlfriend is Confidence. Only you can kiss your girlfriend is

Over-Confidence.



? A motorist hit a sparrow. He took d unconscious bird, put in cage with

bread & water.

Bird wakes up, luks around & screams: Salakhen! My God! I've killed the

motorist



? Which is the most confusing day in Western Countries?


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Father's day!