Best Excuses If You Get Caught Sleeping In Your Cubicle
* It's okay... I'm still billing the client.
* They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
* This is just a 15-minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
* I was working smarter, not harder.
* I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
* This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
* I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
* I'm in the management-training program.
* This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!
* I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?
* Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
* Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!
* I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without hands.
